2013

So here we are again..

It has been waaaay too long since my last post, and the only valid excuse I can really think of is that in the last 6 or so months my life has completely changed! I am now officially  a Capetonian enjoying the beautiful scenery of our mother city. I have graduated from the University of Pretoria and am half way through my post-grad year at the AAA school of advertising! I am also working parting time at an up-and-coming cosmetics branding house as a freelance designer, and am participating in an amazing internship with Machine/ Habari Media in their Wolves Development program.

With so much change happening, I figured it was the perfect time to start fresh..new layout..new content and more of myself. This blog will now become a personal space for expression and creativity. I am so excited for this new chapter in my life and can’t wait to rant and blog about all my new adventures..

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Cleo xoxo

Tuks of Niks

A bitter-sweet ending to my four years at the University of Pretoria. I could not have imagined a more perfect University experience! Living in Madelief, winning the status of the Best Residence overall at Tuks in my first and last year at the academic institution, as well as many adventures into the depths of Mordor (better known as Dropzone to locals), and unforgettable nights we will never remember. There is also the formality of obtaining my Honours Degree in a BA Information Design,..however..we all know there is much more to student life, than text books,all nighters and overdosing on redbull! As my graduation date draws nearer, and my big move to the Mother City literally awaits around the corner, I only find it most appropriate to reflect on the highlights of being a Tuks student, and moments that will always remain special to me! Bare with me…this is going to be a long one..but well worth the read.


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So a good place to start would probably be…why was I here?? From the age of about 12 I pretty much knew I belonged in the creative industry. So upon researching potential university options, I stumbled upon this lovely little elite course at Tuks known as Information Design. And the only way I can describe it is Graphic design ON STEROIDS..Encompassing an array of media explorations including Print, Multimedia, Photography, Animation, Motion Graphics, Advertising, Corporate Identities, Branding etc etc. My fondest memories include hours perfecting the technique of applying smooth Gouche (NAAAAT) , hours spent on kerning typography,  and doing rad things like pinhole photography. The highlight of my entire 4 years must be the development of our Diabetes Mobile App, currently being produced by the Praekelt foundation that we created during a social design project…and then of course the completion of my thesis and handing in our final portfolio presentations….

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So that’s what I did, but where did I do it? Res life is an experience I would recommend to anyone who is keen to meet hundreds of people you would have never jol’d with and making friendships that last a lifetime. Madelief, known as the “Ladies Res of Tuks” is a part of my life I take pride in. From Protecting my Jottir (Our infamous white polystyrene hats) from the clutches of other residences with my pepper spray and Usain Bolt-like chasing strategies I managed to only lose one during the period of my first year. Other fond memories include our infamous Serrie and Ienkmelodienk performances (of which I stood center front row of course), and many other traditions such as pot n pons, Rag and all the creatively sexy outfits we would compile for our various boys res socials..to give you an idea they looked something like this:

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From the top left: Snooki and the Situation ; Thad from Blue Mountain State; Cops and Robbers; “I’m in Miami Bitch”, and “Dirty Doctors and Naughty Nurses”..But hey, I use any excuse to dress up..the best combination of creativity and fashion..#loveit!

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Yet another reason to dress up! The infamous commune parties hosted by Darrith, Guy, Matt, Chappie and Jason…the biggest mares of the year..First year adopted the step brothers anthem “Boats and Hoes” as the theme and the Second year “Dirty Doctors, Naughty Nurses and Paralytic patients”…to this day my most vivid memory is that potent Orange Punch…yessus…but THE best house parties held in Pretoria HANDS DOWN!

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What an amazing experience! The exposure, the adrenaline rush of standing in the middle of the field waiting to perform, the cute outfits but most importantly, getting to be on TV whooohoooo! My ten seconds of fame, so I can at least say been there done that (couldn’t keep the T-shirt because they are stingy like that.) As amazing as my time with the Bulls Babes and Tuks Cheerleaders was, the hours were incredibly demanding (I’m talking about 5 to 6 days a week, 3hours a pop per training sesh…dead dead dead)!

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The best year of my life at Tuks! Second year res, living with these amazing ladies in the East Flat. Beautiful, intelligent, kind and the best friends! You would think living in a confined space with 5 other girls would be extremely challenging, and yes, there was the occasional dispute about who stole whose cheese and vienna’s, but a greater combination could not have been thrown together. Our flat was made up of Jenna “Earthchild” Kelly, the hippy, Nicole Lowther, the laywer, Lindie Nolte, the aspiring movie star, Hanneke Vd Westhuizen, future president, Margaux Stevens, the songbird and then me, the tiny dancer. From informals, to Stellenbosch, to Durbs, to 3am egg on toast dmc’s in the lounge, there was never a dull moment..Love you girls forever and ever <3

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And so the festivities begin.. Varsity cup! Always a write off, but oh so festive,painting ourselves in Tuks colours and prancing around in our “Tuks of Niks” vests! Pre-drinks at the Circuits followed by black labels on the hill, ending in the inevitable dropzone jol..tequila aflowing in celebrations of our OBVIOUS victory :) Got to love that uni spirit! And being as cool as we are, we even got a little attention in the Beeld for our stellar supporter behaviour!

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RAG – Reach out and Give…me another beer! Its reputation precedes it.. there is no way to describe a Tuks Rag unless you experience it for yourself! Every year is a completely different experience as more and more students create a scene acting against Tuks’s threats to cancel the historic parade due to our (supposedly reckless) behaviour, but they will not have any of it..RAG will live on! And if not..at least I was there before they cancelled it sorry youngens!

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Yet another tradition that has been threatened to be disposed of…ya not likely. Spring day is an annual day we get off varsity to celebrate the coming of spring..or actually just missing a day of varsity which is awesome. Spring day is introduced by an array of pre-spring parties hosted by various men’s residences in which it is usually tradition to “res-hop” judging which party is the best. This is (was) followed by an amazing day at Harlequins Rugby club spent laying in the sun, listening to AWESOME live music, cheap booze and lots of slip and slides. This is a tradition i am VERY VERY upset to see go…what a treat!

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St Patties day! If you have not experienced a St Patties day in Hatfield square, you have not lived! The popular Irish holiday is celebrated by Tuks students annually with extreme enthusiasm! Preparation is key! Rule Number one: You have to wear green or else you are lame! Number two: if you are extremely cool (like us) you make outfits and shirts with any appropriate irish symbol, whether it be beer, pots of gold, four leaf clovers or the ultimate Leprechaun! And yes new shirts are to be made every year..recycling ideas are unacceptable!

 

A few random tidbits which I will always remember about my time at TUKS:

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The amazing Bravo’s Pizza and how we would have to bring our own dop because they didn’t have a liquor license.. 

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Seeing this gladiator slide on the middle of campus for no apparent reason..it was awesome!

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The Fury car the was always parked outside the Visual Arts Department, and never figuring out who drove it.. (The North-West number plate is no surprise of course!)

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When you just HAVE TO down that disgusting drink because you are too poor to afford the nice expensive stuff..

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Having to stay on campus all night using the iMACS because our poor macbook pro’s were too slow to render our enormous After Effects animations..

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Studying irrelevant pointless articles because our study leaders were pretentious and tried to make us feel stupid on purpose.

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That amazing energy high you get after pulling all nighters and seeing the sun rise.. That “I can conquer the world feeling!”

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My amazing 2012 flatmate Ashleigh who suffered through my weekly art messes of spray mount and rebull cans all over our lounge..Love you

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Prime parking at the gym…better then getting an A!

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5am treks from Rustenburg to Pretoria as the sun comes up..tollgate prettiness!!

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Driving back to Rustenburg from Pretoria, tearing up a little listening to Tuksfm.. Ciao Ciao for now..ill see you for my graduation x

Oh MAYAN Gosh!

So my friend Matt Kemp did some research on this 2012 End of the World conspiracy and what he’s discovered, seems to explain alot:

“Each Mayan World Age lasts 5125.36 years. There are 5 such periods totalling the Mayan Great Year of 25,626.83 years. We are now at the end of the 4th Mayan World (the watery age) which began August 13th, 3113 BC – supposedly the time of the Great Flood of Noah. After this, we enter the final Fifth World Age of Ether or Creativity. The fifth dimension is the spiritual world of ether ruled by love and creativity. In the coming Fifth Age humans will become divine again dominated by and functioning in their newly reawakened or re-anchored lightbodies.

In the 5125 years there are 8 octaves that are measures of intensity. Each successive period is ten times shorter, yet ten times more intense.

  • Octave 1: 5125yrs – 3113BC-2012AD
  • Octave 2: 512.5yrs – 1500-2012AD
  • Octave 3: 51.25yrs – 1961-2012AD
  • Octave 4: 5.125yrs – 2007-2012AD
  • Octave 5: 0.5125yrs – Jun.18 – Dec.21
  • Octave 6: 0.0512 yrs – Dec.2 – Dec.21
  • Octave 7: 0.0051yrs – Dec.19 – Dec.21
  • Octave 8: 0.0005yrs 6:43-11:13 AM Dec.21

     

The world is just going to enter a new age, according to them. Perhaps we’ll be entering a period full of disasters, climate change etc. But we will only know at 11:13AM GMT.”

Don’t get hysterical over nothing.

(But just in case, have your nuclear bomb shelter ready, or, if you aren’t as prepared a rubber boat and tinned food will do..)

Tricks of the trade

You are what you eat; Diamond’s are a girls best friend; You can tell who a person is by the shoes they wear; If you’ve got it flaunt it; BMW driver’s are stereotypically pompous and egotistical whilst we have the drop dead gorgeous Mini Cooper driver cliché’.

Who delegates these standards and more importantly why does the typical consumer fall victim to these “ludicrous” assumptions. What I may deem as “ludicrous” appears to be the norm to my friend (popularly referred to as the poppie of the group) who swears that “50 shades of Grey” is a life changer.

 Personally I tend to avoid such ‘rubbish’ due to my hipster attitude pertaining to the abolishment of all commercialized music, movies (because Cinema Nouveau is so much more realistic) and reading material. Whether this is because I am an informed consumer or simply a consumer of hipster culture is the question I will attempt to explore through this (short) literary venture. Am I cool because I’m aware of over-exposed media, or am I simply assuming a culture which takes advantage of my open mindedness to send me straight back into the revolving motion of advertising’s vicious circle.

 The differentiation between susceptible buyer and informed consumer is becoming increasingly vague. On a daily basis we are confronted by various product promotions convincing us we need something or encouraging us to try something new because our normal lives are supposedly boring and mundane. However, in the same breath, it would be negligent to ignore how industry is using our empowered attitudes against us. Does a consumer remain empowered when purchasing a Hybrid motor vehicle? Are you purchasing that Hybrid because you are truly concerned with the environment or because it is considered the responsible choice? To what extent does media manipulate our informed decisions into decisions made based on the information fed to us in that Hybrid Ad which makes us feel like we are saving the world. Are these decisions in our best interests, or is that just what they want us to think?

 Advertisers have upped their game and are targeting the ‘intelligent market’. Why is this? I assume it is because whilst gaining a product following from your everyday consumer is efficient, “all press is good press”, getting a particular mature intelligent group of individuals to enthusiastically receive your product, comprising of consumers that society regard as informed and sensible, creates GREAT PRESS. Not only are you infiltrating a new market, but, that niche group directly becomes the biggest asset to your advertising campaign. So, no longer is the only problem we face that of being sold on a product we don’t need, we now have to consider that we may becoming the product being sold.

 As arbitrary as it may seem, this is no conspiracy theory, nor is it  a new phenomenon. Selling the lifestyle has be the go-to move by advertiser’s for over a century. Marshall Mcluhan (1911-1980) stated, “All media exist to invest our lives with artificial perception and arbitrary values.” When you wash your clothes, you only use one cap of detergent because you remember the lady pronouncing, “Yoh eh eh, just one small cap is enough,” or, whilst sipping on your favourite glass of wine, you imagine yourself frolicking in the vineyards with your non-existent Casanova, as depicted during Desperate Housewives’s ad break. This cannot be summed up as a naïve decision made sporadically, but rather an assimilation with a product you feel conveys who you are or rather, the person you aspire to be. Is this negative? Yes and No.

 In a sense advertiser’s are giving the people what they want. People are not going to indulge in products they do not relate to or do not have an interest in. The issue lies in the ethics regarding the manner in which this is achieved. Manipulation and information are two separate entities. The one telling you, you need to act in a certain manner whilst the other providing you with the option if you so choose. What intrigues me about the Advertising industry, is that personally I don’t believe all products over exposed in the media are a downfall to society. Steve Jobs believed in creating a product before people realized they needed it. In instances such as Apple’s ability to produce innovative technological products at such a  rapid pace, poses the question that is it not the Advertiser’s job to in fact do what is dreaded the most? Convince the audience (for potentially their own efficiency) that this product is a must have?

The ethical approaches of advertising will always remain double barreled. The key to an untroubled conscience when purchasing an extravagantly priced product is awareness and understanding. At the end of the day, it is in an Advertising companies brief to sell the product and create traffic in terms of sales. It is in the exploration of various media (Print, TV, Social Media, Experiential Media) that the true intentions of the advertisers are revealed. So to refer back to my initial question, is there a truly an informed autonomous consumer or are we all participants in a world where we resonate with commercialized cultures?

This remains the ultimate question, but alas we are a developing consumer audience. Perhaps for now I should be happy I have a choice between hipster, poppie and cliché’ rather then the passé’ choice between black and white options as our personalities are comprised in those 50 shades of grey.

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Playing with Fire

Applying for a post-grad position in AAA’s (School of advertising) class of 2013 I came across a rather intriguing question.

Imagine that you are a product. 

  • Name the product you have chosen to be. 
  • Which qualities make you (the product) different?

The Product I chose..a Zippo Lighter..and this is what I had to say about the matter:

As a Zippo Lighter I am small, compact and mobile. I am available to perform the necessary task in any environment and can do so effortlessly without a fuss.

I am available in a variety of versions and designs to fit each consumer’s unique characteristics. I have an impressive collection of diverse manifestations to allow you to feel the most comfortable and enthusiastic about your choice in product.

I was designed in a manner in which I can be purchased by a variety of customers at different prices depending on what they can afford, there is an option for everyone. I am accessible.

If you don’t like what I have to offer, I am open for critical commentary. Create your own design, and together we will produce the best possible outcome. I am not a novelty. I imbue class and style and may even be deemed a collectors item if properly cared for.

I am a small object which produces a large outcome. I can be used, not only to light a cigarette, but a gas stove (eco-friendly), a romantic candle lit dinner, or simply be engraved as a keep sake for a special person. However,

I bring the heat in all situations and create light in the darkest of situations. Most importantly I come with a guarantee. Quality is my most prized asset.

Siri-ous (R16 for this one folks)

Whilst galavanting on YouTube searching for my previous post’s Samsung Galaxy s3’s lastest advert, I came across two videos, which I am still struggling to define..hmmm..I like to think of it as a combination between opportunity of new technology and absolute cheese..but alas..it is indeed quite entertaining. In a social media obsessed society as we live in today it is amazing how people jump on the gravy train and absolutely milk any potential for youtube hits and trending tweets..being a “social whore” myself I can’t exactly blame these “artists” for doing what they’ve done..instead I’ve watched these again, and actually come across the beauty of their “cheesiness”.. I was not without a giggle and decided it was probably worth spreading the cheddar and helping my fellow slaves to social media gain a few more hits and make their day..so here we go..feast your eyes on..

well I’ll leave you t’o decide that fate..

SIRI: THE HORROR MOVIE

SIRI ARGUMENT

It’s already here..

During a Visual communication Lecture last week Wednesday we were discussing the article The Long March, first published in 2001, by well known design critic Max Bruinsma in which he discusses the “empowering effects of the media”. Within his article he refers to current trend in innovative advertising known as “Outsmarting the Competition”.

“In a media saturated culture where image is everything, this kind of ‘hacking’ can be highly effective, or damaging, depending on your point of view. ”  What he’s talking about here is the ability to use recognizable behaviour or elements of a competing brand and using it to their own marketing advantage. The fancy shmancy word for this is known as “cultural jamming”.  One of the most effective portrayals of this idea are the Nando’s ads constantly referring to current events and South African Politics and cultural difference. The key to the succes of such advertisements is finding the right balance between controversy and humour, and being EXTREMELY cautious in terms of not crossing over that boundary.

One particular advert I found extremely successful lately..giving iPhone a run for their money..is the Samsung Galaxy Siii;’s. By making various satirical assumptions and proclamations about iPhone fans, and their want and desire to be “cool” although depicted as somewhat..backwards. The advert is simple but the concept is amazingly sharp and intelligent. People are taken back by Samasung’s “ballsy” approach, and has apparently done the trick creating many platforms for debate and critical commentary between the Samsung Galaxy s3 and the iPhone 4s..I even experimented on my own to see what would happen..how much chaos could I actually create:

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But hey..if that’s not enough just watch he ad for yourself..love or hate the Samsung..the Ad is BRILLIANT..

LNN with Loyiso Gola

Late Night News (LNN) with Loyiso Gola

The Late night news with Loyiso Gola,..Loyiso Gola?  A comedian performing comedy since 2000 and has graced the stages of all the major festivals and events on the local comedy calendar. He started his career performing at the 2005 and 2006 instalments of the Cape Town International Comedy Festival, South Africa’s most prestigious comedy event, he became the youngest comic ever to perform at the internationally renowned festival.He was selected to perform in the “Best of the Festival” line up which included all the best acts at the festival, most of whom were internationally acclaimed acts.In addition 2006 saw him performing in Dubai, as well as New York where he was invited to perform.

But how does a comedian end up on a news show? Well,..if it were anything but what it is, the connectionw ould prove to be bizarre and misplaced. However the Late Nite News with Loyiso Gola (LNN) is a satirical talk show. True journalism relies on facts and verified information. Late Nite News (LNN) relies purely on speculation and, most times, absurd hearsay particularly concerned with the controversy of South African, and even international politics.regardless of the fact that this show is set in a professional formal news studio, but the latest news is interspersed with non-stop tongue-in-cheek one-liners offering viewers a comedic take on current political and international stories.

According to TVSA the Late Nite News anchor Loyiso Gola is known for his no-holds-barred comedy and throws into the Late Nite News mix political and social interviews with various guests.His approach is towards guests is confrontational and aggressive. He blows stories completely out of proportion and creates a comedy vibe.

 Loyiso himself refers to his show as:  “myth buster for the news, we scrutinize the news. We make the news funny. We want the show to be a catalyst to debate.”

In a country in which society is constantly ill-informed or simply negligent towards current events and local politics. LNN is the perfect  fusion of relevant content and humour to get people to sit up, wake up and LISTEN. One of my favourite shows of the moment and with its 5th season currently being aired, its making its mark and here for the long run.

Crank up the Volume

Tumi and the Volume

Tumi Molekane is a spitkicker,  trailblazing  lyricist and one of South Africa’s up and coming wordsmiths. His work is autobiographical and as a MC,  has done an array of work for the South African Music scene. He has shared the stage with  a variety of Local talents such a Yesterday’s Pupil and Haezer as well as international names including Saul William and Sarah Jones.

“The Tao of Tumi”, a showcase developed around 2001 was the beginning of Tumi’s pioneering approach to making music. “The Volume”, became a creative joint venture between Tumi, Tiago, Paulo Dave and Kyla. Along with Paulo and Tiago, the “dubrockjazzhiphop electricfunk”, sound of the group 340ml was created with Tumi as the lead vocalist.

The collective result is a sound that lingers over lines of new-school hip-hop, beat poetry and funked-up jazz, which is sure to set a new standard to be followed in national line-ups.

Definitely one of the freshest and most versatile sounds and musicians out there. Here’s a taste:

Prepared to be absolutely mind blown

and here’s something a bit..different..but AWESOME! DJ Fresh has taking a liking to this on the Fresh Drive, and quite frankly, I can understand why!

And lastly..my favourite! Shout out to Peach Van Pletzen from Yesterdays Pupil, great collab!

For more on all the above artists: (including a few free tracks..YAY!)

Tumi and the Volume / Yesterday’s Pupil / Haezer

Have Fun x

What Would Harvey Do?

Image Manipulated By Cleo Venter

I find myself in many situations where I desperately look to every corner, with my back up against the wall. No escape and no way out, my options have ceased to exist. Overwhelmed by the dreaded sensation of defeat, seconds away from drowning myself in the ocean of futile tears I had cried over the tiniest milestone I had come across in the process of conceptualizing ideas for our latest Varsity project (most probably a task involving dreamweaver)..I get a grip of myself, wipe away the “snot and tranne”, take that last sip of redbull remaining, my only lifeline for the rest of my morbid journey, walk to the mirror (fix my mascara) and ask myself:

 “What are your choices when someone puts a gun to your head? You do what they say or they shoot you.? Wrong. You take the gun, or you pull out a bigger one. Or, you call their bluff. Or, you do any one of a hundred and forty six other things. If you can’t think for yourself, maybe you’re not cut out for this.”

 Guns-a-blazing I walk back into the deathtrap, stare my enemy in the eye (or most likely my macbook screen with retina display, because mac is just THAT good..) and in my best King Leonidas impersonation (300), I declared:

WHAT WOULD HARVEY DO?

 Harvey Specter is man after my own heart. Not only one of the best lawyers New York City has to offer, but the best closer in the business. His impeccable Tom Ford suits; his mystery; his tenacious brood and alluring smile all make for a scrumptious man. However it is not his indisputable suave façade that creates the desire for all men to aspire to be him, and all women to perspire when with him. Lets review the facts:

  1. Harvey is a collector. The line of autographed basketballs which are displayed on his windowsill represents that he is friends with and represents athletes. I mean, he has Michael Jordan on his speed dial. Harvey takes pride in this, he IS the man of the town, he’s connected.
  2. Harvey’s shelves of records. He uses music to mellow out and think. According to Gabriel Macht (that guy who pretends to be Harvey), “He’s a jazz man and a blues man, those are his staples. But he’s got so many records there, he must listen to everything … His vast knowledge of obscure music marries well with his mental library of obscure facts.” Simply he is cultured.
  3. Harvey’s desk has no drawers. Strange, right, because you’d think a man like Harvey would have things he’d need to hide. That’s why he hired Donna, the best PA in the firm. Of course this makes Harvey attractive, as he acknowledges that women are just more resourceful then men. This makes Harvey, chivalrous.
  4. Harvey is a movie buff. Trading movie quotes with his associate Mike Ross, has become somewhat of a tradition in the duration of their escapades. So, not only is Harvey the perfect date, but playful.
  5. Harvey has a heart, despite his protests. He’s tough as nails, but he’s fair. He has a huge heart, but displays it behind everybody’s back. He doesn’t want anyone to mistaken his kindness for weakness, but we all know, he is principled.
  6. Lastly and most importantly, is his respect and obligation to Jessica Pearson the Managing Partner of his Law Firm, Pearson Hardman. Jessica put Harvey through Harvard Law School, and paid special attention to his journey towards his current position as Senior Partner of the firm. Harvey is truly selfless in his struggle to Protect Mike Ross and dedicated to his 100% success rate at Pearson Hardman. Loyal and Dedicated doesn’t even begin to describe this man.

     

     

Specter is an anagram for Respect.FACT

He is not any man, he is THE MAN

 

Batman and Robin can eat their hearts out. Harvey Specter and Mike Ross are conquering evil without the heavy artillery and Batmobile. They are armed with their intelligence, wit and perseverance. The proof is in the pudding..watch and learn:

Reference http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/08/18/suits-harvey-spector/

All things Golden

As a tribute to the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympic Games hosted by the city of London, I thought it appropriate to dedicate a post to this auspicious occasion. As a competitor of the Games, it is every athletes goal to walk away with that coveted Gold Medal..But..for the rest of us plebs that is but a mere fantasy. So in true Olympic spirit, i have decided to compile a personal list of my Top 10 favourite Golden items, memories and experiences to share with you all..

#10: Gold Reef City

(Because who doesn’t love an adrenaline rush)

Gold Reef City

#9: The Golden Snitch

(I don’t care if it makes me a nerd, I absolutely love Harry Potter)

The Golden Snitch

#8: The Gold Coast – Great Barrier Reef

(My next dream destination, I conquered Europe for my 21st, next up Oz)

The Gold Coast, Great Barrier Reef

#7: Gold Digger – Kanye West

(The only word to explain this song is “Nostalgia”, Whenever I hear this song I think of my highschool days, young and without a care in the world)

Kanye West

Gold Digger – Kanye West

#6: Emilio Pucci’s Golden Gown

(Classy, Sheek, absolutely flawless)

Emilio Pucci Golden Gown

#5: Entourages’ Ari Gold

“This is now the biggest agency in the world. And I’m the head of it. Which makes me the biggest agent in the world. Now, can anyone tell me why I chose to be the biggest agent in the world? It’s so I can stop being a f**king agent. So don’t tell me to show the love, that’s what I pay you people for”

Ari Gold

#4: Golden Gate Highlands National Park

(Breathtaking, Home is where the heart is)

Golden Gate Highlands National Park

#3: “All that is Gold does not Glitter” J.R.R Tolkien 

J.R.R Tolkien

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king

J.R.R Tolkien

#2: Goldfish

(Goldfish encapsulate everything I love about South Africa, Talent, Endless possibility, Original, Bright Future. Plus I just adore them!”

Goldfish

My number one deserves not only a drum roll, but just an all round standing ovation..

NUMBER ONE:

My Favourite Golden Girl

BETTY WHITE

(Because what’s not to love!!)

The Golden Girl, Betty White

CAN’T < CANS

Cans and plans

When your “cans” turn into “plans”

Ode to Cans

There’s a four lettered word
As offensive as any
It holds back the few
Puts a stop to the many.

You can’t climb that mountain
You can’t cross the sea
You can’t become anything you want to be.

He can’t hit a century
They can’t find a cure.
She can’t think about leaving
or searching for more.

Because can’t is a word with a habit of stopping
The ebb and flow of ideas
It keeps dropping itself where we know
in our hearts it’s not needed
And saying “don’t go”
when we could have succeeded.

But those four little letters
That end with a T
They can change in an instant
When shortened to three.

We can take off the T
We can do it today
We can move forward not back
We can find our own way.

We can build we can run
We can follow the sun
We can push we can pull
We can say I’m someone
Who refuses to believe
That life can’t be better
With the removal of one
Insignificant letter.

Andy Flemming